{"id":1139,"date":"2025-06-27T00:59:45","date_gmt":"2025-06-27T00:59:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/?p=1139"},"modified":"2025-06-27T00:59:45","modified_gmt":"2025-06-27T00:59:45","slug":"little-johnny-walks-in-on-his-mother-read-more-below","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/?p=1139","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny Walks in on his mother, read more below.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4901\" src=\"https:\/\/yukihikonagano125.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/6-3-227x300.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/yukihikonagano125.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/6-3-227x300.jpg 227w, https:\/\/yukihikonagano125.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/06\/6-3.jpg 440w\" alt=\"\" width=\"227\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>Johnny asked his mom about the hair on her belly, and she called it a \u201cbush.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He asked his dad about something he noticed, and his dad called it a \u201csnake.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>Johnny then asked about his mom\u2019s chest, and she called them \u201cheadlights.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny later walked in during a private moment and used these terms loudly.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\"><\/div>\n<p>His parents laughed but decided to wait until he was older to explain more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Johnny asked his mom about the hair on her belly, and she called it a \u201cbush.\u201d He asked his dad about something he noticed, and his dad called it a &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1139"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1140,"href":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1139\/revisions\/1140"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}