{"id":5974,"date":"2025-12-16T07:40:53","date_gmt":"2025-12-16T07:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/?p=5974"},"modified":"2025-12-16T07:40:53","modified_gmt":"2025-12-16T07:40:53","slug":"little-johnnys-savage-response-to-his-f-in-math-you-wont-believe-his-answer-check-the-first-comment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realnewsz13.store\/?p=5974","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny\u2019s SAVAGE Response to His F in Math! You Won\u2019t Believe His Answer! Check the first comment"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"entry-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-yellystandard size-yellystandard wp-post-image\" src=\"https:\/\/fantastiikk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/464201298_845595627729392_6914191574806976389_n.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fantastiikk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/464201298_845595627729392_6914191574806976389_n.jpg 640w, https:\/\/fantastiikk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/464201298_845595627729392_6914191574806976389_n-300x244.jpg 300w\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"520\" \/><\/div>\n<p><span class=\"entry-category\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fantastiikk.com\/category\/interesting_stories\/\">Interesting Stories<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"entry-meta\"><span class=\"entry-author\"><span class=\"entry-label\">Author<\/span>admin<\/span><span class=\"entry-time\"><span class=\"entry-label\">Reading<\/span>4 min<\/span><span class=\"entry-views\"><span class=\"entry-label\">Views<\/span><span class=\"js-views-count\" data-post_id=\"3973\">14.4k.<\/span><\/span><span class=\"entry-date\"><span class=\"entry-label\">Published by<\/span><time datetime=\"2025-03-23\">March 23, 2025<\/time><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"entry-content\">\n<div class=\"b-r b-r--before_content\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div id=\"fantastiikk.com_responsive_1\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/fantastiikk.com\/fantastiikk.com_responsive_1_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids trying to navigate through numbers and equations.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>It\u2019s like being thrown into a world where everything looks the same but somehow doesn\u2019t quite add up. But in the case of our little hero, it seems that he\u2019s not just grappling with multiplication; he\u2019s discovering the humorous side of math class\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div id=\"fantastiikk.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/fantastiikk.com\/fantastiikk.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"newsner-ca063096df4359bf01ce06603ab785f3\" class=\"newsner-ca063096df4359bf01ce06603ab785f3 newsner-bluebillywig_instream\"><\/div>\n<p><em>Here it goes:<\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div id=\"fantastiikk.com_responsive_3\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/fantastiikk.com\/fantastiikk.com_responsive_3_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>A little boy comes home from school and tells his father,<\/p>\n<div id=\"newsner-57a0554be4f59ca483c58f0fd2a4987f\" class=\"newsner-57a0554be4f59ca483c58f0fd2a4987f newsner-amp_article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"newsner-556191468\" class=\"newsner-article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201dI got an F in math today.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His father replies, \u201dWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boy says, \u201dWell, my teacher asked me, \u2018What\u2019s 3 times 2\u2019, and I said 6.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The father replies, \u201dWell, that\u2019s correct.\u201d<\/p>\n<div id=\"newsner-27709a58da962fba152e49f09c1e31f5\" class=\"newsner-27709a58da962fba152e49f09c1e31f5 newsner-amp_article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"newsner-67942168\" class=\"newsner-article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<p>The boy says, \u201dI know. Then she asked me, \u2018What\u2019s 2 times 3.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The father then replies, \u201dWhat the fuck is the difference?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The boys says, \u201dThat\u2019s what I said!\u201d<\/p>\n<h2 id=\"h-bonus-story-do-you-fart-in-bed\" class=\"wp-block-heading\">BONUS STORY: Do you fart in bed ?<\/h2>\n<p>Do you fart in bed?<\/p>\n<div id=\"newsner-dbfc9f66667e6cd38139a1f95b43e972\" class=\"newsner-dbfc9f66667e6cd38139a1f95b43e972 newsner-amp_article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"newsner-1966870560\" class=\"newsner-article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<p>If this story doesn\u2019t make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I\u2019ll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband\u2019s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.<\/p>\n<p>Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn\u2019t stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.<\/p>\n<p>The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room.<\/p>\n<p>The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face.<\/p>\n<div id=\"newsner-64f4915bd8c17f9f168ee557e51575ac\" class=\"newsner-64f4915bd8c17f9f168ee557e51575ac newsner-amp_article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"newsner-957939912\" class=\"newsner-article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<p>She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, \u201cHoney you were right\u2026 all these years you have warned me and I didn\u2019t listen to you.\u201d \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d asked his wife. \u201cWell, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026.\u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-41328\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-stories.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2024\/10\/21082359\/fart.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"450\" \/><\/figure>\n<p><strong>Don\u2019t just keep it, share it along on Facebook!<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Interesting Stories AuthoradminReading4 minViews14.4k.Published byMarch 23, 2025 We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids trying to navigate through numbers and equations. 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