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Dangerous demon dog<\/h2>\n
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ImmortelObe\/ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

What is happening here? Man\u2019s best friend has somehow got hold of a sword and looks displeased.<\/p>\n

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Perhaps these drunk lads have summoned (and then angered) a hell hound.<\/p>\n

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Cheetah and the police<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages\/jawreips<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\u201cDo you know why I pulled you over sir?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHuh?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDo you know how fast you were going?\u201d<\/p>\n

This photo certainly needs more context and we enjoy imagining what might be happening. Though we suspect it might be Photoshopped.<\/p>\n

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Mario!<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages\/Nox_The_Undying<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This looks like one of those inexplicable stock photos which is completely illogical and for a very specific search that no one will search for.<\/p>\n

Mario is certainly having a good time though.<\/p>\n

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Cow transport<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages\/nuggett_trash<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

What\u2019s going on here then? A cow being transported by crane into a boat? Does this happen a lot or is this chap starting his own Noah\u2019s ark?<\/p>\n

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Boris Johnson on a swing<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages\/JetroNetro<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been snapped many a time doing all sorts of weird and wonderful things. But we have no clue what\u2019s happening here. The small child in the background doesn\u2019t understand it either.<\/p>\n

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Ninja turtle escape<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages\/Vertical62<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

One of the Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles has escaped from the sewers and is wreaking havoc in this poor soul\u2019s bathroom.<\/p>\n

Clearly a case of too much pizza.<\/p>\n

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Bag man<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

During the height of the Covid-19 pandemic, when facemasks were in short supply and people were in a state of panic, there was a certain breed of people that were taking things too far in hilarious ways. This individual had seemingly used carrier bags as a full-body suit for protection.<\/p>\n

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Polar bear express<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Nothing to see here, just a polar bear catching public transport. The ladies standing on the pavement nearby don\u2019t appear remotely phased by the appearance of the huge beast exiting the vehicle, so we assume there\u2019s a great local story about it.<\/p>\n

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Sleeping deer<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Yes, you\u2019re witnessing some deer casually sleeping. Nothing too abnormal, except when you realise they\u2019re napping in the back of a car. Why? Where have they been? Where are they going?<\/p>\n

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Jedi pizza powers<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

If you were blessed with the Force would you use your powers for good or for evil? Or would you just use them to eat pizza without getting messy fingers?<\/p>\n

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Foggy times<\/h2>\n
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Vmoney1337\/Reddit<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Ever wondered what happens when there\u2019s a thick fog near a wind farm? Well, now you know. It looks like these windmills are travelling across the sea.<\/p>\n

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Dog loves marches<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This dog looks like he\u2019s having a great time of it. He\u2019s clearly really enjoying this march. We hope so anyway.<\/p>\n

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Granny on wheels<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Here\u2019s a lady seen being escorted by some serious looking people. She\u2019s also on wheels rather than legs, which is fairly unusual.<\/p>\n

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Dental mishaps<\/h2>\n
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@UEIR0\/ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This disgruntled individual obviously didn\u2019t take too kindly to the dental work they received and decided to park their car in the side of the offices. But how?<\/p>\n

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Parenting is hard<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Parenting is hard and sometimes you just need a break. We\u2019ve all been there. We\u2019re not sure we\u2019ve quite been in a position where we\u2019d tape our child to the wall, but we have come close.<\/p>\n

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Bathroom bread<\/h2>\n
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@ItsMeColin5\/ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This young chap is apparently overwhelmed by an unnecessary number of slices of bread that have someway found their way into this bathroom.<\/p>\n

Alas, the story behind it is pure fiction as turns out it\u2019s just a still from a film called \u201cThe Adventures of Foot Boy\u201d<\/p>\n

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Cows just want to have fun<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This cow is utterly disappointed. All they wanted was the simple pleasure of being able to jump on a trampoline, but clearly it wasn\u2019t built support their weight. Terribly sad.<\/p>\n

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The definition of chillin\u2019<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

What do you do if you have an excessive amount of swimsuit wearing models that are too hot to handle? Store them in a fridge apparently.<\/p>\n

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Skateboarding President<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Just your average day in politics with the Supreme Leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un seemingly teaching Donald Trump how to skateboard.<\/p>\n

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Go outside and play<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This looks like one kid has taken his parents too seriously when they told him to go outside and play rather than sitting in doors all day playing computer games.<\/p>\n

At least they\u2019ll be getting plenty of fresh air though.<\/p>\n

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Speedy wheels<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages\/@CodeyTheSergy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

We\u2019re not sure this mode of transport is terribly safe or road legal, but it is entertaining to look at.<\/p>\n

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Scuba diver on the subway<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Perhaps this chap is expecting the subway to flood and the train system to suddenly be an underwater affair.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re fairly sure seeing a man in full scuba gear on the train would be unsettling if nothing else.<\/p>\n

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Smoking!<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages\/ @charlie42015<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

We\u2019ve heard of smoked meats, but this is just ridiculous.<\/p>\n

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Wash your hands<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages\/@kantek117<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

We\u2019re not sure what\u2019s going on here, but it\u2019s definitely something fishy.<\/p>\n

We wouldn\u2019t recommend washing your hands in this bathroom.<\/p>\n

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Too many hotdogs<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This lad has an issue. We\u2019re not sure what it is, maybe he either doesn\u2019t like hotdogs or has just had too many? Or perhaps he\u2019s vegan?<\/p>\n

Whatever the case may be, the pooch in the background appears to be having a grand old time.<\/p>\n

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Unimpressed cat<\/h2>\n
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While the other chap looked really upset by the hotdogs, this cat looks utterly unimpressed by the whole thing.<\/p>\n

Someone suggested perhaps they had entered a hotdog eating contest and were just waiting to start. Concentrating while doing so.<\/p>\n

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Shrek and donkey<\/h2>\n
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ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

We can only assume this chap is off to a fancy dress party and he\u2019s fully committed to it. Not only has he got an awesomely green Shrek face, but he\u2019s even found a donkey to bring along with him. Who\u2019s going to have a better time though?<\/p>\n

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Car laying an egg?<\/h2>\n
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Winflux3\/ConfusingImages<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

We\u2019d really like to know how this happened. At first, we thought maybe a flood washed the car on top of this rock, but then all the other cars are perfectly parked in their spots.<\/p>\n

Maybe it\u2019s just keeping its egg warm?<\/p>\n

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Happy bears<\/h2>\n
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Admirmehanovic<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Nothing to see here, just a collection of happy bears chomping on some juicy fruit. We\u2019re not sure where all the apples came from, but these furry guys sure are happy about it.<\/p>\n

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An illusion<\/h2>\n
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Dhorlin<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This image looks like it belongs on our list of the\u00a0best optical illusions<\/a>. A boat seemingly floats not on the water, but above it. Defying the laws of gravity and physics. Probably realised that the water looks too good to touch.<\/p>\n

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Massive computer keyboard<\/h2>\n
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Bit Rebels<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Why is there a keyboard in the ground? Well, it\u2019s\u00a0a sculpture built by Anatoly Vyatkin in 2005<\/a>. It was designed to symbolise the cooperation of Asian and European communications and to represent the layout of an IBM PC.<\/p>\n

What will future generations think when they see it?<\/p>\n

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Cats on the run<\/h2>\n
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GredditHun<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

These cats are on the run, but why? What from? And is it such a common occurrence that this on-looker doesn\u2019t even think it\u2019s special. Weird and wonderful.<\/p>\n

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Inception?<\/h2>\n
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Skrawlink<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This photo looks like it comes from a scene out of Inception. A man inexplicably standing on a balcony that\u2019s appeared out of the water. A city back<\/p>\n

29 Innocent Pics That Prove You\u2019ve Got a Dirty Mind<\/h1>\n
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\"prove-dirty-mindsleeve-case-bag-pouch-vagina\"<\/figure>\n
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A crazy funny dump of harmless, innocent pictures that downright prove that you have a dirty,\u00a0dirty mind. Oh, you so naughty and warped! Get your mind out of the\u00a0gutter, okay?<\/p>\n

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18.\"prove-dirty-mind-jump-on-it-sign-mushrooms\"<\/h6>\n
19.\"prove-dirty-mind-kathleen-bangs-aviation-expert-news\"<\/h6>\n
20.\"prove-dirty-mind-jesus-leper-bj\"<\/h6>\n
21.\"prove-dirty-mind-huggable-mouth-plug-bondage\"<\/h6>\n
22.\"prove-dirty-mind-hands-suits\"<\/h6>\n
23.\"prove-dirty-mind-floor-plan\"<\/h6>\n
24.\"Innocent<\/h6>\n
25.\"prove-dirty-mind-debit-card-reader-pen-broken-use-finger\"<\/h6>\n
26.\"prove-dirty-mind-m&ms-going-down-on\"<\/h6>\n
27.\"prove-dirty-mind-gyro-vagina\"<\/h6>\n
28.\"prove-dirty-mind-coke-sign-bj\"<\/h6>\n

dropped in the rear. Perplexing and yet somehow satisfying.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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