If you’re in the mood for some good laughs, you’ve come to the right spot because the story ahead is bound to brighten your day.
A couple is at a church, attending a long ceremony. The wife can’t resist and dozes off. Her husband sees this and attempts to rouse her by gently poking her with his finger.
As he touches her, the sermon poses a question regarding the gathering that brought the Israelites to freedom from slavery in Egypt. Suddenly awake, the woman exclaims, “The Almighty!” before dozing off once more.
As the ceremony continues, the husband nudges her once more just as the sermon inquires about the one who sacrificed for the forgiveness of their sins. The woman, feeling drowsy, responds, “Jesus Christ!”
When the sermon posed another question, her husband attempted to rouse her for the third time. However, the timing felt off since the question was, “What words did Eve say to Adam after their last child was born?” At this moment, the wife was irritated with her husband for persistently poking her, so she declared: “I swear, if you touch me with that again, I’ll break it in two.”
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